Back off, man, I'm a blogger

Hey, I have a blog on the Internet, so I must be a deep-thinking, well-informed, renaissance man, who knows everything, right? Right? I mean, you realize that every opinion I post here is the correct one, okay? If you don't, you must be some kind of noob, or uninformed idiot, or something that only cool guys like me know the insult for, right? ...and just remember, in my plan for world domination, everyone gets a free t-shirt.